Monologue Archive

As follows is a list of potential monologues from the Maximum Ride, GONE, Monument 14, and Uglies series. Click the name of your desired character to expand their list. Because these books have gone through multiple printings, your page numbers may differ from what is shown below.

To suggest additional monologues, please leave a comment below—I will update the master list accordingly when I get the chance. If at all possible, please follow the formatting formula demonstrated below (i.e. Book Title Abbreviation: "Name of Monologue"—Chapter X (123-124) (begin "You're awesome...", end "...I know.") to make these updates easier to perform.

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1. MAXIMUM RIDE
   1. Max
      SOF: “Iggy, I Need You” – Chapter 37 (105-106)
      SOF: “Tired” – Chapter 104 (295-296)
      STWAOES: “Torture By Chocolate Chip Cookie” – Chapter 39
      STWAOES: “Here’s a Tip” – Chapter 88 (264-265)
      STWAOES: “Shove It” – Chapter 103 (313-314)
      
      
      Tag: maxlovesshoes
   2. Fang
      TAE: “In a Way, You’re Lucky” – Chapter 72 (225-226)
      SOF: “As I Recall” – Chapter 57 (158-159)
      STWAOES: “Let Them” – Chapter 12 (40-41)
      TFW: “I’m Sorry It Ended Like This” – Chapter 3 (12)
      Tag: fanglovesdesertrat
   3. Iggy
      SOF: “This Sucks!” – Chapter 37 (103-105)
      SOF: “Let Me Sleep On It” – Chapter 81 (226)
      SOF: “They Loved the Wings” – Chapter 90
      
      
      Tag: bombsaway
   4. Nudge
      TAE: “I was Thinking” – Chapter 12 (41-42)
      SOF: “Cleopatra” – Chapter 14 (38)
      SOF: “Secret of the Code” – Chapter 62 (172-173)
      
      Tag: nudge
   5. Gazzy
      TAE: “I Hate Everything!” – Chapter 102 (315)
      SOF: “Captain” – Chapter 14 (37)
      SOF: “Ignorant Savages” – Chapter 47 (134-135)
      Tag: gasman!
   6. Angel
      SOF: “Contaminated” – Chapter 103/104 (293-295)
      SOF: “Hi” – Chapter 119 (337-339)
      TFW: “I Don’t Feel All That Human” – Chapter 30 (107)
      Tag: angel
   7. Ella
      TAE: “Thanks for Helping Me” – Chapter 29
      TAE: “Mom, this is…” – Chapter 31 (91-92)
      STWAOES: “Is He Your Boyfriend?” – Chapter 28 (79-80)
      Tag: ella
   8. Ari
      STWAOES: “They’re Building An Army” – Chapter 49 (145-146)
      STWAOES: “I Hated You” – Chapter 96 (287)
      Tag: ari
   9. Other
      Record at least one monologue from this list.
2. GONE
   1. Sam
      GONE: "There's This Light..." - (130-134)
      GONE: "You Don't Get This" -  (193-194)
      GONE: "Pep Talk" - (410)
      Tag: samFAYZ
   2. Astrid
      GONE: "Pedantic"- Chapter 5 (48)
      GONE: "Faded"- Chapter 7 (71)

      GONE: "Meteorite"- Chapter 11 (110)

      GONE: "Fallout Pattern"- Chapter 11 (114-115)

      GONE: "What's He Up To?"- Chapter 15 (156-157)

      Tag: astridFAYZ
   3. Caine
      GONE: "I'm Caine Soren" - (139-144)
      GONE: "Work Together" - (147-149)
      Tag: caineFAYZ
   4. Diana
      GONE: "Brainy Types" -  Chapter 15 (158)
      GONE: "I'm Not a Nice Person" -  Chapter 29 (332-333)
      GONE: "Cut Below the Burn" -  Chapter 36 (420)
      GONE: "Screwing Things Up"-  Chapter 42 (505-508)
      Tag: dianaFAYZ
   5. Mary
      GONE: "Little Worm" -  (77)
      GONE: "We Need Help"-  (149)
      Tag: maryFAYZ
   6. Lana
      GONE: "Pack Leader" - Chapter 29, 325-329 (begin "I'm a human," end "...not smarter than me")
      GONE: "Don't Know Where"- Chapter 37, 433-434 (begin "I feel like we're going somewhere," end "...don't have to do this")
      Tag: lanaFAYZ
   7. Edilio
      GONE: "From Mexico" -  (84)
      GONE: "Big Coincidence" -  (122)
      GONE: "Respect" -  (129)
      Tag: edilioFAYZ
   8. Quinn
      GONE: "Beat Up and Humiliated" -  (103-105)
      GONE: "Hook" -  (132)
      GONE: "Suspicious"-  (181-183)
      Tag: quinnFAYZ
   9. Drake
      GONE: "Found What We Were Looking For" -  Chapter 33, 391-392 (Begin "I think maybe we just...", end "...long before that.")
      GONE: "She's Done For"-  Chapter 34, 397-401 (Begin "Ah ah ah," end "Do it or pop-goes-the-genius.")
      Tag: drakeFAYZ
   10. Jack
       GONE: "I'm Totally Loyal" -  Chapter 29, 334-336 (Begin "I'm totally loyal," end "...I'll do it.")
       GONE: "Look"- Chapter 32, 378-379 (Begin "We need to play...", end "...caught any of it.")
       Tag: jackFAYZ
   11. Albert
       GONE: "Shortages" - Chapter 30, 347-349 (Begin "We ran out of...," end "And I have this place.")
       GONE: "McDonalds" - Chapter 36, 424-427 (Begin "Glad you're back, man," end "Yeah?")
       Tag: albertFAYZ
   12. Orc
       
       GONE: "Headache" -  Chapter 35, 415-417 (Begin "Why are you bothering me?", end "...Caine's mad at us.")
       Tag: orcFAYZ
   13. Howard
       
       GONE: "We Have Trouble" -  Chapter 35, 415-417 (Begin "Orc, man, get up...", end "...still needs us.")
       Tag: howardFAYZ
   14. Brianna
       HUNGER: "That's Why I'm The Breeze" — Chapter Five, 54-56 (Begin "I'm fast," end "Ready.")
       HUNGER: "Do We?" — Chapter Five, 58-61 (Begin "So, Jack," end "Later.")
       HUNGER: "What's Going On?" — Chapter Twenty, 266-268 (Begin "What's going on?", end "But—")
       HUNGER: "Hug it Out" — Chapter Thirty-One, 405-406
       Tag: briannaFAYZ
   15. Dekka
       
       HUNGER: "Condensation" — Chapter Eighteen, 246-247 and 250 (Begin "If he's breathing," end "...always lines." SKIP 248-249)
       HUNGER: "Don't Be Up in My Face" — Chapter Thirty, 393-398
       Tag: dekkaFAYZ
   16. Taylor
       
       HUNGER: "Tom O'Dell" — Chapter Nine, 90 (Begin "You know Tom...", end "Here.")
       HUNGER: "Freaking Out" — Chapter Thirty, 393-394 (Begin "They're freaking out," end "...in one bounce.")
       Tag: taylorFAYZ

   MONUMENT 14

   1. Dean
      
      M14: "Shining" — Chapter Eleven, 118
      M14: "It Must Be So Easy For You" — Chapter Seventeen, 163-164
      M14: "Bath" — Chapter Twenty-Three, 201-202
      M14: "What's Wrong?" — Chapter Twenty-Six, 233-235 (Begin "What's Wrong?", end "...forever and ever.")
      M14: "Reconnaissance!" — Chapter Thirty-One, 263-264

      Tags: M14dean, M14
   2. Astrid
      
      M14: "Just Horrible" — Chapter Six, 64-65 (Begin "I don't understand," end "...do for NORAD, anyway?")
      M14: "One Big Happy Family?" — Chapter Six, 75-76 (Begin "Nobody's thinking," end "...going on out there?")
      M14: "Bad Idea" — Chapter Thirty-Three, 282-284 (Please include a brief "spoiler alert" in video description!)

      Tags: M14astrid, M14
   3. Josie
      
      M14: "New Yellow School Bus" — Chapter Ten, 106-107
      M14: "You Are A Child!" — Chapter Twenty, 178-180
      M14: "Bad Guy" — Chapter Twenty-Nine, 251-252 (Begin "So I was right," end "What will the kids think?")

      Tags: M14josie, M14
   4. Sahalia
      
      M14: "You're Not The Boss of Me!" — Chapter Twenty, 179-180 (Begin "Nice," end "...like me more than you.")
      M14: "As A Team" — Chapter Twenty-Nine, 250-251

      Tags: M14sahalia, M14
   5. Niko
      
      M14: "How To Survive" — Chapter Twelve, 127-128
      M14: "Back in Buffalo" — Chapter Seventeen, 161
      M14: "Private" — Chapter Twenty-Five, 224-225

      Tags: M14niko, M14
   6. Jake
      
      M14: "Good Intentions" — Chapter Nine, 101
      M14: "I Am The QB" — Chapter Twelve, 125-126
      M14: "Rodeo Clown" — Chapter Eighteen, 168-169 (Begin "This happened to me once," end "...sorry I jumped to conclusions.")

      Tags: M14jake, M14
   7. Brayden
      
      M14: "Screw You!" — Chapter Nine, 102-103 (Begin "Screw you," end "...campfires...")
      M14: "Great Story" — Chapter Fifteen, 146-147 (Begin "Wow," end "...five hours to clean it up.")
      
      Tags: M14brayden, M14
   8. Max
      
      M14: "Not Even Kidding" — Chapter Seven, 79-80
      M14: "That's All I'm Saying" — Chapter Eighteen, 170 (Begin "No he didn't," end "That's all I'm saying.")
      M14: "Village Inn" — Chapter Twenty-One, 185-186 (Begin "You know who has," end "...for the banana split!")
      
      Tags: M14max, M14
   9. Alex
      
      M14: "They Can Still Run" — Chapter Seven, 74-75 (Begin "I've been thinking," end "...they can still run.")
      M14: "Pretty Dark" — Chapter Sixteen, 153
      M14: "What Happened To Your Face?" — Chapter Twenty, 176
      
      Tag: M14alex, M14

   UGLIES

   1. Tally
      UGLIES: "No Losers" - Fight, 82-84
      UGLIES: "Not Going" - Last Trick, 92-93
      UGLIES: "I've Been There" - Amazing, 322-324

      Tag: ugliestally, tally
   2. Shay
      
      UGLIES: "Dead Pretty" - Pretty Boring, 49-50
      UGLIES: "I Knew It" - Heartthrob, 224-227
      UGLIES: "Power Trip" - Rescue, 384-385
      
      Tag: ugliesshay, shay
   3. David
      
      UGLIES: "I Can Trust You" - Bravery, 247
      UGLIES: "Never Showed Up" - Bravery, 250
      
      Tag: ugliesdavid
   4. Peris
      
      UGLIES: "Bubbly" - Peris, 124-125
      
      Tag: ugliesperis